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Sunday when I went out in the early evening, there was no sign of spring bulbs coming up, despite warm weather and sunshine that day. Monday, late afternoon, the early daffodils were 2" high, and the little crocus naturalized in the yard were starting to bloom. Yay, except things are still kind of stunned and behind schedule, and yesterday there didn't seem to be much progress on the daffs. And I did see the leaves of my two sad little snowdrops, but no blooms this year. The grass is still very brown.

This did not stop the neighbor from going out this afternoon and starting up his mower. As far as I could tell, he just ran it over the leaves that the village never picked up last fall. Not sure why he bothered, they were along the side yard where there's no curb, just gravel verge for the street, so it's not like much grows there. It was colder again today, so maybe it was his rebellion or something? "If I ACT like it's spring, surely it will therefore become spring!"

I still feel like we're waiting for spring that has yet to start, even with three days in a row where the temperature got up into the low 60's. I think the repeated cold over this winter just made us feel like "it's warm, yeah, but will it stay warm? Experience says NO."
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Hoping you have many happy returns on your own personal new year, lavendertook! I finally have the little crocus blooming in the yard, but everything is drastically behind schedule here. Hope you have FULL BLOWN SPRING where you are!
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Missed posting yesterday because I was feeling dull and tired and down. Also, I realized this had turned into Saga of Bro in Nursing Home, with not much about me, because there is really nothing going on with me. Hrm.

The Saga has evolved further.

Last night, the bro got a shower, and the attendant helped him wash down his legs, and get a good hard look at them. And what he saw was nearly-closed larger ulcerations, and fully closed smaller ones. Also, the attendant changed his bed completely, which he apparently thought the blankets and bedspread would not be replaced, so he was surprised and glad to have all-fresh linens.

Today was the big meeting between bro and s-i-l with the Head Nurse, the Head of Physical Therapy, and the social worker. And the hospital's original prognosis, that he would be in the nursing home for 6-8 months, was apparently based on the sores not healing well. But eleven days of care in a controlled setting (first hospital, then nursing home) has led to massively better blood sugar (hospital sent along prescription for 22 units of insulin daily, with another 2 or 4 as needed. His blood sugar has improved so much that they are not giving him the 22 AT ALL, and only give him the 2 or 4), and immensely healed sores.

Also, it seems nobody bothered to tell him that a large part of the nursing home stop was for rehabilitation. They let him know in this meeting that their goal was to have him functional on a walker, instead of needing the wheelchair. So they have been working him hard every day (except the weekends) with that in mind.

For the rest of it, it seems they will work on the consistency of care issues. But the new timetable is more likely he will be there only 5-6 weeks, with whatever recommendation for home care might follow. So he says he would rather stick it out there, since there is so much he appreciates.

Still not anything happening with me, though. I should work on that.
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Probably I was asleep when I thought I was updating. It was steady, even rain allllll daaaaaaay looooonnnng. Which makes me nervous with the leaks in the house.

Today I called the bro while s-i-l, niece and friend were visiting. Seems that housekeeping had not been in his room even once in the time he's been there, nor had his bedsheets been changed (from leaking sores and so forth). Also, nobody changed his leg dressings last night, just this morning. Also, the nurse will ask if he wants to do something, he says yes, she says she'll get back to him but never does. He couldn't understand why, if they only have half occupancy, there weren't plenty of people on staff. So I had to ask him if he seriously expected the facility to carry full staff when they were half empty. It's also occurred to him that, although they are diligent about giving him his IV antibiotivc on a 12-hour schedule, that should be ending in another 10 days. So what happens to his level of care then?

Upshot today was, s-i-l and niece went out searching and found the linens closet, so they changed his bed. S-i-l was going to take the dirty sheets home and wash them (which I consider really silly of her), and she is going to presumably have a long list of issues to bring up at the "big meeting" the nursing home has scheduled for this Monday.

But, after a cloudy start with leftover rain, the weather gradually cleared today, and now it's strong sun from the west as it sets. The temperature was in the low 50's this afternoon, but I was amused to note that there are NO signs of spring bulbs in my garden! They are NOT convinced they won't get slammed by hard freeze again.
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Saga of 'Bro in Nursing Home' continues. He has a cell phone now (they don't have phones for the patients, so s-i-l reactivated her old-but-still-functional phone) and we are using it to drag him into modern times. Their test call today was to me, and then I called them back so he could practice answering it. Fun!

He said he feels like they're doing well by him, except for one thing. Unfortunately, that is the most important thing, so we are not terribly happy. But, my s-i-l was going to go raise hell about the fact that they are not, in fact, changing the dressing on his legs twice a day. And the night nurse who changed them last did not wrap them like the hospital did, so the dressing on the one leg crept up and exposed one of the sores, to drain down his foot and all over.

In short, I am not convinced he's going to be at that nursing home any longer than the s-i-l can find a bed for him somewhere better.

As for me, I'm feeling super ultra extra stressed, and am not sure why. I'm going to try committing to meditation daily, because my 'uh oh!' indicators are building up, and I really am not willing to find out if I can, in fact, crack a tooth from grinding them, before the TMJ short-circuits things with pain.
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But I will persist.

Yesterday when I called my bro at the hospital there was no answer. No problem, probably in the bathroom. Half hour later, still no answer? Called my s-i-l on her cell. She answered in the truck, where she was hauling him to the nursing home. Through pea soup fog.

It was sudden, according to him. They had been trying to find a nursing home, the ones they had wanted so far were all full. So the hospital found him one. Yeah, that's right, everything rated "below average" and above were full. So he's in one with the lowest rating, where the rooms are doubles but no rooms have more than one person. S-i-l didn't know its rating or anything about it, but she said it looked clean and well-kept, and the staff were fast, friendly, and efficient. So we will keep fingers crossed. He's got 6-8 months, they figure, for the sores on his legs to heal completely.

I'm doing marginally better at getting my contact lenses out. Last night the right one came out on about the third try, like last time. And this time the left lens only took me about 20 minutes, and only one session of drops. The eye was red and ooky after that, but nowhere near as bad as the last time. So, progress, of a sort. Slow improvement is better than no improvement, right?
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Because waiting until my day is getting done always seems to bleed into the next calendar day. THIS IS STILL MONDAY TO ME.

Not much happened today, I was slow-moving, everything took forever to accomplish (I'm talking getting washed up and dressed, getting breakfast made, that sort of 'everything'). But it was fine, I had no appointments, no demands on my time today.

When I talked to my bro in the hospital, he was kind of down- both their first and second choices for nursing homes rejected him- they're full. Not sure what will happen now, he didn't know when they expected to move him, anyway. He was less than thrilled that they implanted an IV port in him this morning, but they kept having trouble getting IVs to stay in him. Still nothing I can do to help.

Temperature was in the upper 40's today, and sure enough, I saw a teen strolling past the house today wearing shorts and a t-shirt, just casual, man. Despite the younger brother (dressed more for the weather) who stopped and made a snowball from the still copious snow on the ground (missed him, anyway). Where the snow is gone from the ground it's all soggy muck, and we are warned of rains this weekend so there will no doubt be flood warnings. Festive!
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Oh yeah, Daylight Savings Time started today. Well, I haven't been to bed yet, so I declare this is still officially Sunday.

Today was my birthday. It was an OK day, for me. Which means that I feel like I handled the bad things fairly efficiently, with a minimum of fussing. And less swearing than usual. AR AR AR!

I also decided to treat myself to dinner at the Mexican restaurant in town, instead of staying home by myself and feeling glum. I posted on FB and asked if anyone wanted to join me, but since I only decided three hours before I was planning to go, I didn't expect anyone to show up. But when I got there, there WAS one person waiting for me! So that was a delightful surprise! We spent a long time visiting, since the place wasn't crowded.

Then when I got home there was a voicemail from another friend who now lives far enough away, and whose life is so frantically busy, that we just never manage to connect. I called her back and we had a good hour-long talk.

So I survived another birthday! Yay! And how is everyone else this early March?
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One of the bigger problems I have with using the walker is that I can't easily get my food from the counter to the table. I've looked online for small wheeled kitchen carts, but haven't found anything that would work with the (small) size limitations in my kitchen. So I balance the bowl (tend not to even TRY moving a large plate, guaranteed spillage) on one handle of the walker and brace it with fingers/thumb that I can spare from actually moving the walker.

This morning the thing I dread happened- just as I was nearing the table, the edge of the bowl slipped out of my grasp and fell. It landed at an angle against the fabric bag that holds the magazines I haven't yet looked at, so the bowl didn't break. And, trying to stay on the bright side, I did not have all the cut up fruit fall out. Only most of it.

For the record, the apple chunks bounced the farthest, the orange chunks were the messiest, but it was the kiwi fruit pieces that were the most difficult to pick up. I was very sad to have to throw out all that beautiful fruit.

Then, when I called my bro at the hospital in the afternoon, he told me he hadn't had breakfast or lunch that day, "I just wasn't hungry." I asked if anybody there had had the talk with him about how important it was, as a diabetic, to eat on a regular schedule to help control his blood sugar? "They said I need lots of protein to heal my legs, yeah. Buuut..." So frustrating.

Really nothing else went on today, feel tired and creaky and lonely. The temperature outside got above freezing today, but there is still plenty of snow on the ground. And it feels like spring is just not going to come.
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Missed posting yesterday, just too much ugh happening. The s-i-l called me in early afternoon, to tell me they were at the ER, because she finally got a home health care nurse in to look at the bro's open sores on his legs, which she has been treating, unsuccessfully, as per instruction from the Wound Clinic, for months. The nurse unwrapped his legs and said "hospital".

They finally got him into a room in the hospital proper in the evening. Then they realized he has a history of heart trouble, so they had to move him to a room on the heart monitor floor, which happened at 2:30 am. I just talked to him on the phone, and he's all depressed because there was a doctor in to talk to him, telling him he will be going to a nursing home from the hospital to get his legs actually healed, which will be 6-8 months. Which, I had to admit it sucked, but I really think it would suck a lot more if he lost his legs.

Then my own aggravation was opening the mail today. First, it appears I was possibly affected by the Anthem Insurance hack- because they believe it started the month before I took my retirement (and left that insurance behind). AWESOME, huh?

Second hit from the mail was the letter from the vascular surgeon place to give me the print copy of the arrangements I made for my followup. The appointment with the doctor was fine, but the test that was scheduled two weeks ahead of it? I could have sworn I scheduled it at the nearest hospital. This sheet shows otherwise. So I have to call Monday and see what's going on there.

So. My frustrations are minor, yet still irritating. I feel bad for the bro, but I have to admit it's a relief to know he's where he can receive actual help. And life keeps spinning along.
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Today I went to the optometrist's office in the small city due east of us (he was booked solid at my usual office). It was fairly hilarious- turns out they are immediately beside a license agency for the BMV. I could have waited until today to do my renewals- because they are so low traffic that there was clearly nobody there except one clerk. AR AR AR!

The optometrist checked my contacts, and went ahead and had me get 3 months' worth, at which point he wants to see me again. Cool! Except that the cost of the 3 months' worth was... really more than I can, in good conscience, continue. But, the money is spent for now, so I will try to enjoy my time. Of course, then tonight it took me nearly 45 minutes to get the pesky things OUT of my eyes. Which was immensely frustrating (and my eyes are so very unhappy with me now). So, still a work in progress.

Then I went to lunch with three former coworkers, one of whom lives in that town. I had a blighted lunch this time. Two ordered salads, which were huge and gorgeous. I ordered what looked like a terrific chicken sandwich, and decided to try the cole slaw as my side. The fourth person, a vegetarian, ordered a veggie burger that she enjoyed with fries. My sandwich was OK, though the bun was so heavily oiled I needed several more napkins. But the cole slaw was the worst I have ever had. I think they put the cabbage through a food processor, but instead of chopping, it was in too long and was sort of... pureed. Then they added a miserably sugary dressing. SO my lunch was not very good (and I got broccoli soup at Tim Horton's on the way home). Still, it was a nice visit with everybody.

The worst part about the restaurant was not their fault. They are on the main street, in a block of mostly small storefronts. There is parking streetside, and there were a couple of places almost right in front of it. But there was also about 8" of uneven, partially frozen slush and snow built up curbside. With standing water in puddles on it, from the heavy rain yesterday. So I parked all the way down the block, directly past the official crosswalk, which was cleared and salted, with a ramp. There was a woman trying to shovel out in front of a store I walked past, she said they all got so frustrated because they would work to make sure there were paths cut through the snowbank into the street, and then the city would come along and plow again. Small business owners = not for the faint of heart.
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Terrible weather, rain and sleet on top of the built-up snow, with rain heavy around noon. I had planned to go down to the BMV's license agency in the next town south to do my vehicle registration renewal and driver's license renewal, then stop for groceries at the supermarket on the way home.

I finally did make it out to the BMV. I knew it would be best to get that over with, even though I had no intention of stopping for groceries in this weather.

And, for the record, I had the best/most irritating visit to the BMV EVAR. They are super low-tech, there's a basket up at the counter with hand-written numbers on pieces of paper, for you to take when you come in. I walked in, noted that there were only three people there, and took my number. I turned around to choose a seat and got my coat off, and my number was called! WOOT!

Except, when I reached for my wallet to get out my driver's license, it was not in my coat pocket. Hm. Did I put it into my walker bag? I know I left the house with it, and I remember taking it out of my coat pocket to put on the seat belt... Oh. Well. Um, I will have to gimp back out to the car and get it. "No problem!" she chirped. "You don't have to wait again, just come to my desk when you get back!"

So I clomped out through the puddles and slush, only to realize, when I got to the car, that I did not have my key. This is the key that I used to lock the car when I got out at the BMV, so I know I had it in the building. And, that's right, when I was painfully getting back up from the chair at her station, I heard a 'thunk!' as I picked up my coat to put it back on. I had glanced at the floor and didn't see anything, though. But as I clomped my way back to the building to see if my key was somewhere else, a man coming out asked if I had lost one. Seems it had bounced under the desk to where the clerk was sitting (who knew Mazda keys were so talented?!). The man went back in and retrieved it, to save me having to make the rest of the trip.

So. Yeah. FINALLY I got myself squared away, and got the documentation. And this time, my photo for my license looks more like a PSA on the evils of drug use, like, "Kids, don't do drugs or you could end up like this weirdo!" Which was an improvement over the photo four years ago, which was pure "escapee from the women's penitentiary." Also, as I was leaving, I realized that there were now about 20 people waiting. So, GREAT timing for me!

Now if it dries out EVER, I can get the stickers on my license plate and be all done for another year. And, as a bonus, I wore my trial contact lenses and DID pass the vision test (they're multifocal, and the reading vision on the left eye is still adjusting).

So yeah. Good day with a comedy of errors. And crappy weather.
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Kind of a cranky day for me, sort of a hangover from yesterday.

Good: I got my online bills paid. I started another book, which is going quickly.

Not so good: Only made it out to the bank, did not stop at the post office.

The kid who showed up to give me $7-worth of snow shoveling Sunday just pushed one blade's-width of a path out to the driveway. Which is about 2" too narrow for my walker. AR AR AR! Also, I was ouchy enough when I got into the car this afternoon that I let it run for 15 minutes to see if the snow on the windshield would melt enough for the wipers to dislodge it. The rest of the car had been in warm sunshine long enough to melt off all other snow. Sadly, the snow was too thick, so I did have to haul myself back out and use the scraper.

I tried using wet hands with a little oil on them on Corrigan, to see if I could get some of his shedding fur off him. It worked well, but he did want to wash himself some, afterwards. Unfortunately, then he went to cuddle with his mommy, and Chloe spent a LOT of time washing him (must get the oil off him!!). So I expect I managed to give Chloe hairballs. I've brushed Chloe and Bright Eyes, to see if I can fight their dry skin by stimulating their natural oils, but we'll see. Dash is the one really suffering- it's like his spring shed is related to the increasing sunlight, yet we are still having record-setting low temperatures, and he is still trying his best to spend as much time outdoors as possible. I have tried brushing him, but his fur is so long it doesn't do much except clump worse from the static. As it is, he gets mats under his chin pretty much an hour after I've removed the last batch. He's itchy, too, and trying to wash. So, yeah, his fur is well represented in the hairballs gallery of my house.

And, tomorrow (later today, really) we are going to have freezing rain and sleet, then snow, followed by more snow Wednesday and below-zero temperatures again Wednesday night, maybe Thursday. I will be really cranky if it's still snowing and sub-zero by the equinox!
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The month has gotten off to a rough start for me. Chronic health issues acting up, one of the cats puked on my bed this morning (on the comforter that I can't wash in my too-small washing machine), and there is enough snow on the ground (and more coming down) that I can't deal with it. Also, trying out new soft daily-disposable contact lenses, and the second one I opened this morning (after getting the first one into my eye already) was torn. I was planning to have four days of wear in for my followup appointment Wednesday, but now I'll have to skip tomorrow. I'm wondering if I should skip Tuesday, too, in case there's another bad one? He asked me to save a pair to wear the day of the appointment, and I only had a five-day sample.

On the other hand, I don't have to be anywhere until Wednesday. Pretty sure I have enough groceries until then.

I watched Birdman on DVD last Friday. It had a lot to say about art, and celebrity, and "authentic"experience, rather than observing through the remove of a viewscreen. I can't really decide if I actually liked it or not.
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Standing outside the library, chatting with an acquaintance, is not supposed to be a hazardous activity. So, when the family passed us, then stopped and looked back at us, I noticed, but thought, well, I don't recognize any of them. And I had just said I had to get moving, since my knees were hurting. At which point the man from the family came back to us and said, "Uh, ma'am? I think you're bleeding." Which, my response was, "Huh? What are you talking about?" He gestured to the ground, and I looked down, then turned around and saw the big puddle of blood, with the blood trail that led to my left shoe. The acquaintance said, "That's... a lot of blood. Maybe you should sit down." So I walked over to the bench, sat down, lifted my pant cuff and said, "Oh. Yeah, that shoe's full."

When the squad got there they pulled off my (full) shoe, then started to pull down the sock. FIREHOSE! Seems that sometimes when a varicose vein ruptures, it really means business.

At the ER, two hours of compression dressing led to a wound that was no longer firehosing, but was a lovely drinking fountain arc. And still not stopping, despite another hour, or so, of compression dressing. Injected coagulant, with stitches wrapping the vein on either side of the hole, and a half hour of yet another compression dressing, and we had success! Got to the ER around 6:5 or so, got home around 11:45.

At least the wound was never painful- just itchy and then burning some when they were tinkering with it. No, the severe pain was my arthritic knees, which objected, constantly, to having to be straight on the gurney while we were compressing and so on.

The blood-filled shoe was bagged by the squad and turned over to the acquaintance (which, I really should have told them to just give it to the library staff; acquaintance was so not thrilled). On the way out of the parking lot, the squad called up the local fire station to send the pumper over to hose off the sidewalk. Because, you know, puddles and trails of blood.

So. FUN day for me! Howsabout anyone else?
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Did a quick check of the election results for my state. And once again, I feel estranged from the people around me. This time I did not pick the best candidate for the job, I voted for the person most likely to defeat the worst one. And so far, that worst candidate is winning in every race that affects me.

Including the (appointed to fill a vacancy, now is actually running for election) state treasurer, who has repeatedly been found guilty of blowing off meetings that he is required, by state law, to attend. And yet the majority of voters have voted for him. The race hasn't been called yet, but I suspect he will win it.

Sour times, seem to be permanent.
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Today's harvest included notice that my homeowner's insurance is jumping $6 per month starting in December, the health insurance issued a detailed notice of charges from my last doctor visit (apparently the done thing is to charge for the flu shot and the pneumonia shot themselves, plus charge a fee for giving you each shot. Guess what the insurance does not cover in full? "Free flu shots" my fat ass!), and the specialist that my doctor's staff contacted to give me the colonoscopy that the insurance company is badgering me about sent notice of the appointment they scheduled, with information on prep. Too bad they didn't contact me about it first. Now I get to play phone tag with the office to reschedule to a time that I might be able to handle five days with no pain medication. Maybe January would work.

I hate, hate, HATE phone work.

And, in a side note, I realized that the complex I prefer to deal with for specialist medical attention has now, due to mergers, ALSO become a "faith-based" medical provider. Which means the only non-religious-horseshit medical facilities anywhere near me are connected with Ohio State University. And not terribly nearby.
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Yesterday I was sitting in the car, petting Dash before I got out of the car. There was a family group traveling along the sidewalk, mom pushing the baby in a stroller, two more kids who looked like around 4 and 6 years old. The sidewalk runs in front of my house, not down the side street where my driveway is. The kids saw the big orange cat, and he saw them. And started walking up the street towards them as they walked down the street towards him. I told the mom that he likes kids, and it was OK to pet him, he liked skritches on top of his head best.

There was a car coming down the street beside my house (the one with no sidewalk), it was still a block away but in motion. Dash started marching past the kids in the street, and they trailed along after him. He went up the steps at the corner so he was on the sidewalk with mom and the stroller. I heard her say to the kids that she didn't know why he did that, so I had to tell her that he wanted the kids out of the street because there was a car coming.

He knows what's right. No little ones in the street when there's traffic coming. He really is a marvelous cat.
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This afternoon I heard a lot of kids clearly playing hard, and I had no idea what was going on. Where I live, the sound from different places nearby can reflect off buildings and confuse where the source lies. It was loudest from the back door, and I finally decided it must be one of the houses across the block from me. I knew there are small kids in the house on the corner across from me, but these kids sounded older. And they sounded like they were having a GREAT time! Happy screams and excited chatter, lots of yelling, but no one sounded upset or like they were crying. I thought it was a super-large birthday party.

Then the music started. I recognized the drummer (he practices a lot), and it sounded like this was his garage band, all together in his place now. They... do not have a large repertoire, "House of the Rising Sun" has played at least three times. BUT! I went to get pizza at about 7pm, and was looking forward to going around the block to see.

What I saw was a GIGANTIC bouncy castle in the back yard of the house one down from the corner, and lots of people in that yard and the one on the corner. Could hear the band, but not see quite where they were, other than the back yard.

The band has wound down, now there is music that I can't tell if it's recorded or another group (instinct says recorded, I'm not hearing applause). So my tentative concept is that, instead of a super exciting birthday party, this might be a family reunion? I guess I'm at a loss as to what kind of party would include a bouncy castle and live music in the evening.

Mostly, though, I am just happy to hear so much life in my neighborhood!
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Or, signs that I will hate this book.

p. 3, heroine is frantically trying to find a dress (for a blind date), on sale, on her NYC lunch break.

"Unfortunately, the one dress I fell in love with at first sight, a DKNY silk number that was marked down to a ridiculous forty-three bucks, was way too big. No matter how I tried to cinch the waist, it looked like I was wearing a mumu. Empty-handed, I went back to work feeling--for the first time in my life--slightly perturbed that I wasn't twenty pounds heavier."

My reaction? 1. You're not trying very hard to make that dress work. 2. Seriously? Twenty pounds heavier is what you call muumuu sized?

p. 5, she goes downstairs in her apartment building Saturday morning, to find a "monster" blocking the front hall.

"His back was to me, his front facing the window-paneled door. (I guess so he could watch the traffic?) I say it was a he, but that was only a hypothesis. I just could not imagine any self-respecting female-- monster or not-- ever getting as pudgy as this thing was."

My reaction? 1. So, no creature that is not human could EVER have any priorities that do not reflect your human ones? 2. We Will Not Acknowledge the pathetic body-image issues of this woman.

p. 12, she flings herself downstairs to try to save the blind date from the monster, even though she buzzed him in after spending the day isolated in her apartment to avoid the monster. She nearly face-plants on the marble floor, but blind date catches her. And her reaction is?

"He was shorter than me. That was the first thing I noticed. Shorter and fatter than me, with a large head, and small round John Lennon glasses perched low on his long nose. If he had been maybe seven inches taller, I might have been thanking Patience [neighbor/friend who set up blind date], instead of cursing her heartily in my head."

My reaction? Hmm, I think I'm seeing why she's a failure at finding a date on her own.

p. 15, on the subway into work Monday morning, a homeless man steps in front of her and stares at her.

"Now, normally, I would just throw some change a few feet in the other direction, causing a homeless person free-for-all, but this guy didn't even blink when I tossed a handful of quarters at the heavyset Hispanic lady who was taking up the whole row of handicap seats behind me. I felt a little bad about sending Mr. Homeless in her direction, but then I figured she was taking up all the handicap seats so she was fair game."

My reaction? Wow, she's a real asshole. Like, gold-plated. I'm feeling the urge to see awful things happen to this bitch because she's earned all the bad things.

p. 17, she arrives at work and interacts with her boss, Hyacinth.

"She had gone to some hoity-toity party on the Upper East Side the night before, and the hostess had bragged for hours about the organic dim sum she had served, and how Jennifer Aniston only ordered from the place whenever she was in town.

Now I'm no star whore, but even I had to admit that whatever Jennifer Aniston was eating to stay that thin must be worth the rest of us at least trying a taste. So, I couldn't fault Hy for wanting Jennifer Aniston's organic dim sum.

And Hy definitely needed all the diet help she could get. I mean, she did have that glandular problem... or at least that's what she said it was.

Unhappily for me, I was having absolutely no luck, and it was starting to really piss me off. Usually I'm a whiz at finding things on the Internet, but I was starting to get this funny feeling that Hy had made the whole thing up just to screw with my day. She was probably sitting in her office right now, snickering into the nonfat decaf latte I'd gotten her this morning.

Why the woman wanted a nonfat decaf latte was beyond me. The whole office knew it was ordered for appearances only, that she probably dumped the whole thing into the potted plant behind her desk as soon as I had closed her office door in favor of whatever calorie-laden goodies she had stashed in her desk drawer. But hey, I was only her assistant. I didn't care what the hell she did with her coffee."

My reaction? There is NO WAY I am wasting my time on the rest of this 359-page book about this offensive jackass. A character arc that redeems her completely would not be enough to make me care. Back to the library it goes.

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